Have you finally orgasmed yet?
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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