Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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