awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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