Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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