then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
