I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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