New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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