But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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