Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you mean i was at the winter classic?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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