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so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
it glows. i had to have it.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
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I need you to use more vowels.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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