i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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