we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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