Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Pooping to opera.
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