But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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