I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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