i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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