Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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