Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
