So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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