U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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