Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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