South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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