btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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