Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
