like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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