I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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