it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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