oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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