mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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