North Korea, Best Korea!
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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