Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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