just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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