Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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