Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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