Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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