And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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