woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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