Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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