id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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