My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Randomize
