You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
