I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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