Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I could make wine with my vomit
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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