we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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