I got chris browned last night
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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