Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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