I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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