If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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