....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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