Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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