Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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