I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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