yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
