My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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