so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Houston, we have a squirter
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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