Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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