My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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