Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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